As this is my very first post ever, I wanted to make it deep, meaningful and personal by confessing that I have been living under a rock these past few years. While people  around me have been tweeting and instagramming and pinning their hearts out, I haven’t updated my Facebook status since 2010.

But all that is about to change.

I’m a blogger now!

And as an important contributor to the online conversation, I promise that I will only make the type of significant contributions which will enrich your day, make you lose weight, whiten your teeth, and inspire your pet to collect its own poop.